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Local Parents Hold Press Conference to Announce They Are Actually the Oppressed Ones

They Demand Flag and Persecution Recognition SUBURBIA, USA1 — In what organizers called a "historic moment for parental rights," a group of parents held a press conference yesterday to formally declare themselves an oppressed minority class and demand official persecution recognition after their adult children stopped returning their calls.

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Confessions of a Daughter Whose Mom Thinks I'm Her Son

A Satirical response I lie awake, grateful for the friends who see the real me I didn't appreciate how important bonds with other trans kids were until I came out. I learned then that it really does take a village to survive parents who think they know you

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Parent Discovers One Weird Trick to Protect Trans Kids

Supporting Politicians Who Want Them Dead Local parent revolutionizes child welfare by voting for candidates promising to eliminate their son's healthcare access. Child development experts hate them! In a stunning display of what George Orwell would call "protective rejection," a parent has bravely shared their innovative

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Area Parent Discovers Child’s Transition Through Series of Increasingly Obvious Clues

Yet Still Somehow Confused LOCAL LIVING ROOM — In what experts are calling “the most oblivious parental response since that dad in 2003 who thought his son’s rainbow flag was ‘just really into meteorology,’” area parent Jordan Miller spent several hours Tuesday staring at a laptop screen, attempting to piece

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Local Father Heroically Abandons Adult Child for Crime of Self-Knowledge

A Satirical Response A Satirical News Article As A Response to “I Have to Leave You Here” by a brave anonymous parent SPRINGFIELD—In what experts are calling an unprecedented display of parental martyrdom, a brave local anonymous father who we will call Richard Simmons, or just Dick, 52, has

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Local Pub Landlord Discovers Pride Month Still Exists, Writes Manifesto About It

So Ridiculous It Deserves An Equal Serving of Facts and Satire This year’s contestant is Adam Brooks, who opened their Substack approximately 4 hours before penning this masterpiece, and boy oh boy, did they bring all the classics to the table. Let’s start with their masterful opening gambit:

Birds of a Feather: A Guide to Selective Outrage

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How the Fret Tried to Cancel Trans Santa

Every Trans person down in Smallville liked Trans Santa a lot, But The Fret1, who lived scrolling online, most certainly did NOT! The Fret hated Trans Santa! Their entire giving season! Now, please don't ask why, we all know the reason. It wasn't that youth were